100% not real butter · 100% real squish
Start your
collection.
Over 140 butters in the pool right now. Enter your email — we'll send a sign-in code, no password, no card. 300 Butter Coins land instantly. Three free pulls.
140 skins.
And counting.
No waiting, no waves, no drop calendar. Over 140 varieties are in the pull pool right now, from everyday Commons to Legendaries — and when a new butter releases, it goes straight into the pool the same day.
Every butter.
On the record.
Stock up.
Pull more butter.
100 coins per case. Every pack divides evenly — no orphan remainders nudging you toward another purchase. The odds are published and don't change.
We make
collectible dairy.
Squishy Butter Co. occupies a category that did not exist before we created it. Not a toy. Not a game. A butter — serial-numbered, physics-verified, and issued with a certificate of authenticity at the moment of acquisition.
Every specimen is registered at the time of pull. Serial No. 1 is No. 1 forever. Duplicate pulls credit back toward your next case. The registry cannot be manipulated.
We are not a food company. We are not a toy company. We are, as precisely as language permits, a limited collectible dairy operation. The squish canvas and squish physics are handled in-house. The rest is yours.
Questions.
Some of them real.
Why does this exist? +
Honestly? We don't know. But you've been on this page for 30 seconds and you haven't left, so here we are.
Is Classic Butter actually free? +
Yes. No catch. No squish limit. No expiry. You sign up, you get Classic Butter, you squish it forever. You also get 300 coins free just for signing up — those are real currency with real value, given to you at no charge. New butters go straight into the pull pool the day they release. Additional coins for more pulls are where real money enters the picture.
What are the odds of pulling a Legendary? +
~0.2% base rate per pull, across the full pool. We publish this because we're required to once real money is involved, and also because it reads as confidence.
Two pity guarantees are enforced server-side on every pull: an Epic or better is guaranteed every 25 pulls (resets on hit), and a Legendary is guaranteed by pull 90 — with soft pity increasing the odds each pull from 60 onward. These are hard floors, not marketing language.
There are no supply caps — what's limited is your serial number. Every pull is minted in order and registered forever, and Serial No. 1 is No. 1 for good.
What happens if I pull a skin I already own? +
You get coins back — 40 for a Common duplicate, 60 for Rare, 100 for Epic, 200 for Legendary. Rarer skins refund more because the sting of a duplicate scales with how hard you worked for it. The coins go straight back into your balance and can be spent immediately.
Can I eat it? +
It is digital. You cannot eat it. We hope that is clear from context, but we understand how it came up.
What happens to my butter if the site goes down? +
Your collection is registered in the database. If something catastrophic happens, your serial numbers and ownership records outlast the frontend. We also intend not to go down.
Still need help? Email us at problems@squishybutter.app
What should we
butter next?
Got a vision for the next variant? Drop your idea. The best ones become real butters in the pool — and if yours gets picked, you'll hear it from us first.
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